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Holiday Songs: Sherlock Edition

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Hanukkah is here, Christmas is less than two weeks away, and all of us at 3 Chic Geeks are in the mood to sing some corny holiday songs. However, we thought we’d change them up a bit, just for kicks. Grab the nearest microphone, hairbrush, umbrella, or consulting detective and sing along to some of your favorite holiday songs, Sherlock style.

John the Red-Pants Doctor

A “Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer” Parody

You know Sherlock and Mycroft and dear Mrs. Hudson
Molly and Lestrade and that fool Anderson.
But do you recall
The sexiest one of them all?

Oh John the red-pants doctor
Had rather loud underpants.
And if you ever saw them
You would think they were pure sex.
All of the army doctors
Called Mr. Watson the best;
They never let him live down
All of his many conquests!

Then one rainy London day
Sherlock winked and said:
“Baker Street and don’t be late
‘Cause I need a new flat mate.”

Oh how they solved those cases,
And the doctor loved that sleuth.
John still insists he’s not gay,
But everyone knows the truth!

Sherlock Holmes

A “Jingle Bells” Parody. Warning: May induce Reichenbach feels.

Dashing through London
With John Watson by his side
To the scene they go
Where someone just died.
Deducing all the facts
Ignoring Anderson
He’ll have the bad guy soon enough
For Sherlock likes to win.

Oh, Sherlock Holmes, Sherlock Holmes
Working on the case
Oh, what fun it is to solve
Murders from the smallest trace.
Sherlock Holmes, Sherlock Holmes
Working on the case
Oh, what fun it is to solve
Murders from the smallest trace!

A month or two ago
Mycroft sent for Sherlock
And soon Irene Adler
Had them both defrocked.
She tricked him once or twice,
But then he saved her life.
And then there was a giant dog
That caused Sherlock some strife.

Oh, Sherlock Holmes, Sherlock Holmes
Working on the case
Oh, what fun it is to solve
A crime from the smallest trace.
Sherlock Holmes, Sherlock Holmes
He is on the case
Oh, what fun it is to solve
A crime from the smallest trace, hey!

Sherlock Holmes, Sherlock Holmes
Has to solve the case
Moriarty has him now
And wants him to feign disgrace.
Sherlock Holmes, Sherlock Holmes
One last final case
Now call John to say goodbye
Before falling on your face!

We’re not even sorry for that last bit. 

Check back for more fandom holiday song parodies soon!

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Author: Critique Geek

Writer and dreamer with a BA in Sarcasm. All-around nerd and lover of geeky things.

2 thoughts on “Holiday Songs: Sherlock Edition

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