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Holiday Songs: Castiel is Coming to Town

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original image from Supernatural s4e1 "Lazarus Rising"

original image from Supernatural s4e1 “Lazarus Rising”

I think it is Christmas Eve, Harry… And it just so happens, it falls on a Monday. Here is our gift for you today – an old holiday favorite to sing while you’re stringing up lights, hanging car fresheners on your tree, spiking your eggnogg and wrapping each other gifts of Busty Asian Beauties and shaving cream. There is no better way to celebrate than by singing this while dramatically posing on top of your Impala… so what are you waiting for?

You better look sharp
You better not run
A message is coming
Angels in a barn
Castiel is coming to town

Exorcising demons
Was not in Dean’s ass
His mind reading powers see naughty & nice
Castiel is coming to town

He watches when you’re sleeping
He stares when you’re awake
He’s seen dens of iniquity
He’s Chuck Norris, heaven-sent

You better watch out
You better step back
He wears Jimmy Novak
He’s made of pure sass
Castiel is coming to town

He watches when you’re sleeping
He stares when you’re awake
He drank a liquor store
He’s Chuck Norris, heaven-sent

You better look sharp
You better not run
A message is coming
Angels in a barn
Castiel is coming to town

With a voice like horns and pounding drums
So bright he’s burned out people’s eyes
Castiel is coming to town

You better watch out
You better step back
He wears Jimmy Novak
He’s made of pure sass
Castiel is coming to town

Cassie’s got no time to play
He’s got to deal with Dean’s insecurities again today
Castiel is coming to town

You better look sharp
You better not run
A message is coming
Angels in a barn
Castiel is coming to town

Stay tuned for more holiday songs to come and don’t forget to check out our BBC Sherlock carols if you’re still bored!

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Author: Katherine Erlikh

I love candlelight dinners, long walks on the beach and killing demons. Usually you can find me at rock concerts. 90% of redditors believe me to be male. I'm pretty sure I'm Loki.

One thought on “Holiday Songs: Castiel is Coming to Town

  1. Pingback: Holiday Songs: All I Want For Christmas Is You-Know-Who « Three Chic Geeks

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