Ahh, can you smell the pumpkin spice lattes in the air? Can you hear the crunch of the fallen leaves beneath the feet of the weeping angels which surround you as you blink at an inopportune moment? Can you see those spooky… wait no, no, what are we talking about? I don’t remember seeing anything, do you? Where did these tally marks come from? …Anyway, it’s autumn, and we here at 3 Chic Geeks are absolutely psyched for autumn. I’m sure, dear readers, that you agree with us – what with the pumpkin spice lattes, Halloween, Supernatural on TV, orange things, plaid flannel, cozy layers, hot tea, NYCC, warm jumpers and caramel apple Milky Ways – autumn is clearly the superior season. Of course, along with all those other wonderful things, autumn brings a veritable oncoming storm of fall fashion options. We here at 3 Chic Geeks are always pondering the contents of our closets, and today seemed like a good day to spill the contents of our wardrobes on the floor and play in our stockpiled attire until we end up with Doctor Who inspired outfits. So, um, yeah. Here you go.
Are you possibly a spiritual twin to Rose Tyler, a total babe, a bad wolf companion to a mad man in a box? Is it perhaps a little chilly, and are you perhaps planning to trample around a beach for a little while? Well, this outfit will help you stay nice and warm, all wrapped up in a pink jumper, with pink fluffy gloves and comfortable boots. Leather jacket and jeans are the perfect fall attire for the girl who periodically helps an extraterrestrial being save the world once in a while – while saving the world in a miniskirt is possible, it’s not for this day.
Perfect for: staying warm and cozy on cold days, bonfires, saving the world, long walks on the beach
Do you prefer to do your crime-fighting, world-saving, and evil-thwarting while wearing a miniskirt, but now, fall is here and your butt’s a little cold? No worries! This season is all about the layers, so layer away! Grab a pineapple print top, because pineapples are awesome. Next, swathe yourself in flannel and leather. Add a pair of tights and boots made for kicking butt, and a roomy bag. You can now wear your favorite world-saving, Hitler-slaying miniskirt in the fall without discomfort or chilled thighs.
Perfect for: first dates, going shopping, time traveling, watching your paramour punch Hitler
Are you a time machine with a personality of your own? Do you sail through space and time, to lands unseen and planets unknown, on a mere whim? Do you feel the need to update your wardrobe because you’re heading to a planet where it is always autumn? Well, we’ve got just the outfit for you. First off, grab a galaxy print dress. It really shouts, “I am a cosmic being of great power” to the world. Then, add a blazer in your favorite color, which is blue by the way. Blue is an awesome color. Paint your nails blue, too. Tights will keep you from getting chilly (yes, time machines can feel temperatures too, thank you very much!) and grab a clutch for in case you need to stow stuff away. It is a well known fact that some women’s bags can contain the world in them. This is one of those bags… probably. Also, grab a case for your phone that reveals your usual identity. Your madman will probably appreciate the hints.
Perfect for: going clubbing, doing grownup important things, working in a trendy environment, being fashionable, traveling through time and space