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October Slash Fest: The Ship List

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Oktoberfest may be over, but we here at 3 Chic Geeks are just starting up a little festival of our own.

You may recall that a while ago we asked you all to take a survey on your favorite slash couples. You all responded with gusto. Now, over the next few weeks, we’ll be celebrating these slash couples with our very own October Slash Fest!

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9 Things To Do Before Season 9 of Supernatural

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Teasers, photos, metas, gifsets, spoilers and wild speculative theories for season 9 of CW’s Supernatural are left, right, center, above and below you. You can’t look at fireworks or airplanes in the night sky or shooting stars without sobbing in pain and cursing the name of Metatron; if you had a wish right now, you’d use it to sing the chorus of a Lily Allen song in his face (you know which one I mean). Going nuts from waiting for the next season of a show is one slippery slope – just look at BBC Sherlock. To keep yourself from going crazy until the next season premieres in October (so close, oh so close, yet not quite there), we recommend doing the things on this handy list. Just… to keep it together, just a little bit. Or not.

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9 Fictional Jobs We’d Like to Have (that would really suck)

9 fictional jobs we'd like to have that would really suck

So, it’s fall, and that means for some of you it’s time to decide which college you’re going to and what your major is going to be and all this other stuff about what you’re going to do with your life for the rest of eternity. Personally, when I was that age, I wanted to be a rock star, or a time-space witch. Here’s a roundup of our favorite (more or less fictional) career choices from literature, television and film; we’ll break it down for you why each job is fantastic, and why you probably would want to avoid it anyway. Read on for our picks!

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Nerdy Fashion: Supernatural Edition

It’s nearly fall, which means it’s time for fall clothes. Soon we’ll all be swimming in a sea of leather bomber jackets, flannel shirts, cosy sweaters, and so many layers you can’t even bend your arms anymore. Of course, we here at 3 Chic Geeks look to our fandoms to inform our major fashion decisions. We said to ourselves, “Who wears so much plaid flannel it hurts? The Winchesters!”, and lo, we bring you Supernatural inspired fashion perfect for fall.

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Lessons Learned From Supernatural

Lessons Learned From Supernatural: 25 things to make you laugh, cry and curl up in pain.

Over the course  of eight seasons, we learned a great deal from Sam and Dean’s travels. Being bored out of our minds and stuck in front of an air conditioner, we have decided to make an ultimate list of the things we learned from watching Supernatural. Some will make you laugh, some will make you cry, and some will make you punch the screen while calling us Satan (we hope, anyway). Read on, and feel all of the feels!

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Event Recap: San Diego Comic-Con 2013

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As many of you know by now, I had the opportunity to go to San Diego Comic-Con as press for MTV Geek, and it was basically the greatest thing ever. Not only was this my first trip to SDCC, it was also my first real con… like, ever. Needless to say, it was one crazy-fun, crazy-hectic, crazy-crazy weekend. Here’s a run-down of my days, my review of the con in general, and some awesome cosplay. Because cosplay.

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Planning a 4th of July Party, Winchester Style

by the way the handwritten font is named Rock Salt. Please appreciate this.

By the way the handwriting font is named Rock Salt. Please appreciate this with me.

Are you one of those people who desperately wants to throw the geekiest, most dorky party imaginable? Or, do you have impossible feels due to the season 8 finale that you absolutely cannot cope with, other than by surrounding yourself with a mountain of all that is near and dear to your heart? Does all that is near and dear to your heart happen to be Supernatural? Well, here at 3 Chic Geeks, we got your perky little rear ends covered one hundred and thirty-five ways to Wednesday, and have compiled a guide on planning a SPN bash any idjit with an internet and a shotgun can follow.

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Recipe: Dean Winchester Approved Berry Pie

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The one skill I became really happy about learning after watching Supernatural was pie making. I’d get killed immediately upon encountering a supernatural creature, but at least I could keep Dean from getting upset with me about the lack of pie. If you’re intimidated by baking, don’t worry because I’m pretty sure Dean himself could make this with no problems, and you could probably master it by the time season 9 comes along.

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A Handy Guide to Dean Winchester’s Cassette Tape Collection

A Handy Guide to Dean Winchester's Cassette Tape Collection

 

Sam: …I swear man; you gotta update your cassette tape collection.
Dean: Why?
Sam: Well for one they are cassette tapes, and two— {Pulls out a few cassette tapes} Black Sabbath? Motorhead? Metallica? It’s the greatest hits of mullet rock.
Dean: {Grabs a cassette from Sam and pops it in the player} House rules, Sammy. Driver picks the music, shotgun shuts his cake hole.
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I know what you’re thinking. “Cassette tapes? Who even uses those anymore?” you might be asking yourself. “Why not get an iPod?” Look, iPods are the work of the devil, okay? Half of hell runs on Apple products… the half that isn’t a bureaucracy. We have it on good authority that a whole circle of hell is now dedicated to standing in queues while the demons in charge of torture alternate between playing solitaire on a Windows 2000 and inputting incorrect information onto an IBM 5150. Apologies, I digress. Modern torture techniques in perdition aside, we damn well know heaven, hell and purgatory couldn’t get Dean Winchester to dump his cassette tapes in exchange for a shiny new mp3 player. Or even a CD player. How does he even shop. I can’t even…

Right, right. Today’s post, we are going to present to you five key albums you should listen to. If you ever find yourself in the Impala, you’ll know what to reach for in the glove compartment (if you’re not reaching for the salt).

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Destiel Fanfiction Bingo

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If you’ve ever watched the hit CW series Supernatural, you’ve probably become familiar with the homoerotic UST that rebounds between Dean Winchester and the angel Castiel like a ball in a game of Pong. Considering that some of us here at 3 Chic Geeks ship the good ship Destiel hard, a game based on Destiel was bound to make its way onto the blog sooner or later. Well, that day is today, and we are proud to present to you… Destiel Bingo.

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