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A Handy Guide to Dean Winchester’s Cassette Tape Collection

A Handy Guide to Dean Winchester's Cassette Tape Collection

 

Sam: …I swear man; you gotta update your cassette tape collection.
Dean: Why?
Sam: Well for one they are cassette tapes, and twoβ€” {Pulls out a few cassette tapes} Black Sabbath? Motorhead? Metallica? It’s the greatest hits of mullet rock.
Dean: {Grabs a cassette from Sam and pops it in the player} House rules, Sammy. Driver picks the music, shotgun shuts his cake hole.
(source)

I know what you’re thinking. “Cassette tapes? Who even uses those anymore?” you might be asking yourself. “Why not get an iPod?” Look, iPods are the work of the devil, okay? Half of hell runs on Apple products… the half that isn’t a bureaucracy. We have it on good authority that a whole circle of hell is now dedicated to standing in queues while the demons in charge of torture alternate between playing solitaire on a Windows 2000 and inputting incorrect information onto an IBM 5150. Apologies, I digress. Modern torture techniques in perdition aside, we damn well know heaven, hell and purgatory couldn’t get Dean Winchester to dump his cassette tapes in exchange for a shiny new mp3 player. Or even a CD player. How does he even shop. I can’t even…

Right, right. Today’s post, we are going to present to you five key albums you should listen to. If you ever find yourself in the Impala, you’ll know what to reach for in the glove compartment (if you’re not reaching for the salt).

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Checklist: Things All Supernatural Fans Should Do

Carry on, my wayward son… When you’re a fan of Supernatural, things tend to get out of hand. One moment, you’re hearing the words “Dad’s gone on a hunting trip and he hasn’t been home in a few days”, next moment you’re sobbing over Destiel fanfiction with a word count of approximately seventy thousand and a plot more convoluted than the entire timeline of Doctor Who. (What, that’s never happened to you? Well, this is awkward.) In any case, we here at 3ChicGeeks.com have come up with a perfect bucket list of all the things the average Supernatural fan should do at least once in their lifetimes.

WARNING: This may contain spoilers and some of the items on the bucket list should be performed under the watchful eye of a seraph or two or not at all.

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