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9 Things To Do Before Season 9 of Supernatural

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Teasers, photos, metas, gifsets, spoilers and wild speculative theories for season 9 of CW’s Supernatural are left, right, center, above and below you. You can’t look at fireworks or airplanes in the night sky or shooting stars without sobbing in pain and cursing the name of Metatron; if you had a wish right now, you’d use it to sing the chorus of a Lily Allen song in his face (you know which one I mean). Going nuts from waiting for the next season of a show is one slippery slope – just look at BBC Sherlock. To keep yourself from going crazy until the next season premieres in October (so close, oh so close, yet not quite there), we recommend doing the things on this handy list. Just… to keep it together, just a little bit. Or not.

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9 Fictional Jobs We’d Like to Have (that would really suck)

9 fictional jobs we'd like to have that would really suck

So, it’s fall, and that means for some of you it’s time to decide which college you’re going to and what your major is going to be and all this other stuff about what you’re going to do with your life for the rest of eternity. Personally, when I was that age, I wanted to be a rock star, or a time-space witch. Here’s a roundup of our favorite (more or less fictional) career choices from literature, television and film; we’ll break it down for you why each job is fantastic, and why you probably would want to avoid it anyway. Read on for our picks!

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Freak Geek’s Fanfiction Recs (10/10 would read again)

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So, earlier today, I tweeted a link to a fic that had just been posted, written by an author I am quite fond of reading, and… you guys liked it. Okay. Well… since I’ve been having a bit of a creative block lately as to what I should post this week, I thought, why not put together a list of my all-time favorite fanfictions? The short ones, the long ones, the epic sagas that last eternity? True, I’m not in every fandom. My tastes are my own and might not jive with what you guys like. However… come on. Dude. It’s literature. Won’t hurt.

I am aware that nearly all some a few a couple of these have adult content (such as violence, drug use, sexual content, etc) that may be not safe for work, not safe for school, not safe for church and possibly not safe for life. I will try to include any possible red flags in the description of the fics quite clearly, and without spoiling the plot of the story for you. However, I am fallible and merely human; since nearly all of these are hosted over on AO3, I recommend you read the story tags very carefully before you jump into the story.

Okay? Okay. Let’s read some fanfiction, bro.

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A Handy Guide to Dean Winchester’s Cassette Tape Collection

A Handy Guide to Dean Winchester's Cassette Tape Collection

 

Sam: …I swear man; you gotta update your cassette tape collection.
Dean: Why?
Sam: Well for one they are cassette tapes, and two— {Pulls out a few cassette tapes} Black Sabbath? Motorhead? Metallica? It’s the greatest hits of mullet rock.
Dean: {Grabs a cassette from Sam and pops it in the player} House rules, Sammy. Driver picks the music, shotgun shuts his cake hole.
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I know what you’re thinking. “Cassette tapes? Who even uses those anymore?” you might be asking yourself. “Why not get an iPod?” Look, iPods are the work of the devil, okay? Half of hell runs on Apple products… the half that isn’t a bureaucracy. We have it on good authority that a whole circle of hell is now dedicated to standing in queues while the demons in charge of torture alternate between playing solitaire on a Windows 2000 and inputting incorrect information onto an IBM 5150. Apologies, I digress. Modern torture techniques in perdition aside, we damn well know heaven, hell and purgatory couldn’t get Dean Winchester to dump his cassette tapes in exchange for a shiny new mp3 player. Or even a CD player. How does he even shop. I can’t even…

Right, right. Today’s post, we are going to present to you five key albums you should listen to. If you ever find yourself in the Impala, you’ll know what to reach for in the glove compartment (if you’re not reaching for the salt).

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Destiel Fanfiction Bingo

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If you’ve ever watched the hit CW series Supernatural, you’ve probably become familiar with the homoerotic UST that rebounds between Dean Winchester and the angel Castiel like a ball in a game of Pong. Considering that some of us here at 3 Chic Geeks ship the good ship Destiel hard, a game based on Destiel was bound to make its way onto the blog sooner or later. Well, that day is today, and we are proud to present to you… Destiel Bingo.

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Supernatural Universe Survival Guide

Supernatural Universe Survival Guide

Are you being hunted by the monster of the week, and think you might not last past the next five minutes? Is there a sudden spike in mysterious demonic omens? Or perhaps you’re having issues with slow-dancing aliens? And, most importantly, have a couple of freakishly tall denim-wrapped nightmares rolled into your town in a well-kept late sixties Chevy Impala, and are now devouring your fair city’s supplies of pie and salad? Is one of them a moose?

If you answered yes to any of the above questions, you might be stuck in the Supernatural universe. It’s okay, don’t panic – we here at 3 Chic Geeks have put together a handy guide to surviving whatever threatens the world with annihilation this season. Read on for some helpful survival tips! Cause, you know, nine’s a lucky number… right?

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SUPERNATURAL Drinking Game of Doom – Happy New Year!

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Christmas Day was Tuesday… but New Year’s Day is Tuesday too! Okay, no, you’ve probably heard this one today once or twice… an hour… at least… I’ll stop now. However, seeing as it’s New Year’s Day, we have only two things to do: celebrate the fact that the world has yet to be destroyed, and get drunk. We here at 3 Chic Geeks have come up with a foolproof way of getting drunk – the ULTIMATE Supernatural drinking game. If you’re not drunk five minutes into the episode, then we’re pretty sure you’re not watching Supernatural. Read on to see the rules of the drinking game, and remember to drink responsibly. Or at least semi-responsibly.

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