Three Chic Geeks

For the nerdy and proud. Warning: spontaneous geekgasms may occur.


Vampire Dating: The Crash Course

Vampire Dating - the crash course

Are you newly undead and on the prowl? Lonely in the life of eternal night and need somebody to love? Unfortunately, as far as we’ve found, Reddit’s /r/seduction is sadly bereft of dating tips for the bloodsuckers, and Dracula has yet to turn into an agony aunt. Don’t worry, though – we here at 3 Chic Geeks got you covered, no matter the verse you found yourself turned in. We’ve asked a few of our favorite vampires for their tried and true tips on how to get some lovin’ goin on when you’re a tanning salon away from death, and here’s what they told us…

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Fictional Girls We Love (Who Would Make Terrible Girlfriends)

Terrible Girlfriends

HA! You thought you were safe when we did our lists of fictional boys, didn’t you? But the three of us enjoy crushing everyone’s dreams on an equal opportunity basis. And thus, this list was born. We’ve gotten drunk and picked names out of a hat scientifically analyzed all our favorite girl crushes and then sniffed out all the reasons why they’d be terrible dates. Enjoy.  Continue reading

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Gift Guide: Valentine’s Ideas for Your Vampire Lover


Today is February 13th, and we all know what that means! Everyone is scrambling at the last minute to figure out what to give their Valentine tomorrow. While we’ve already assisted those dating zombies and supervillains, we realized that those who date vampires may face even bigger problems. This realization, of course, came hot on the tails of Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson winning Virgin Media Awards‘s Hottest Male & Female Movie Actor, respectively. Vampires are all the rage, and chances are, at least one of you is dating a vampire. Thus, here are some last-minute Valentine’s ideas for your Vampire significant other. Our suggestions may be altered to suit humans as well if you’re dating a boring mortal.

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2012 in GIFs

In celebration of the end of 2012, we’re reviewing our favorite pop culture moments in the only socially acceptable format – GIFs. We feel it is appropriate to title 2012 as being the Year of the Fall, because of reasons. Many reasons. Many tear-inducing reasons.  Read on to find out what made our gaydar radar beep.

WARNING – May contain spoilers for Doctor Who, Sherlock, and basically the whole year. (#2012Spoilers)

Read at your own risk!

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Geek Girls Are Taking Over The World


Or: Why Nerd Culture Isn’t Exclusively Male (And Never Was)

In recent years, what has been perceived as strictly “nerd” culture has become increasingly more popular. The film adaptations of popular franchises such as Marvel comic’s Avengers, the new Star Trek, and Peter Jackson’s forays into Tolkien’s world, have made what was previously “geek” territory into common pop culture ground. This has led to an influx of new geeks exploring the source content and participating in these fandoms. Combined with the popularity of social media platforms like Facebook, Twitter, and Tumblr, it’s easier for fans to engage with the material (and one another) in new, creative ways. In short, what was once a fringe culture has become part of the mainstream. Continue reading

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Review: Breaking Dawn Part 2

As many of you know by now, the (hopefully) final installment in the Twilight film franchise came out last week. If you haven’t seen the film yet and plan on it, I will tell you now that I openly discuss events of the film here. Tharr be spoilers ahead, mateys.

(Source: Original image owned by Summit Entertainment)

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Edward and Jacob Are Actually Gay for Each Other

Or: Vampires and Homoeroticism: A Case Study of Dracula and Twilight

Yesterday, the 8th of November, was Bram Stoker’s 165th birthday (as the Google doodle informed us all). I personally decided to celebrate with one of my favorite pastimes… queering classic literature! As an added bonus, I’m going to show how this connects back to Twilight and why this ultimately proves that Edward and Jacob are totally gay for each other. Let slashers everywhere rejoice!
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