Three Chic Geeks

For the nerdy and proud. Warning: spontaneous geekgasms may occur.


My Slytherclaw Identity Crisis


This week Pottermore is celebrating House Pride, a topic that at one point caused me to practically hyperventilate. Growing up as part of the Harry Potter generation meant that sorting ourselves was serious business. All my friends immediately knew to which houses they would belong and happily began collecting the corresponding house gear.

Except me.

You see, I always fancied myself being in Slytherin. Sure, it was the house with the bad reputation, but it’s also a house full of movers and shakers. Even though the books largely focused on the negative sides of ambition and determination, surely there were good Slytherins. My reasoning proved true later: Severus Snape, Regulus Black, and Horace Slughorn weren’t perfect, but they all did the right thing in the end. Then there’s Andromeda Tonks, born into the most pureblood-crazed family of all, who still followed her heart and married a muggleborn. I would be one of those good Slytherins that were rarely seen in the books.

Continue reading

Leave a comment

Follow Us On BlogLovin!


Hey everyone! We are happy to announce that we’re on Bloglovin! We didn’t know this worked but I guess it does! So, you should probably follow us, if you are a Bloglovin user… it’s a misdemeanor not to!


Seriously. Go do it. Now. Before I set fire to everything you love… again.


Follow my blog with Bloglovin

1 Comment

SDCC: Where’s Critique Geek?

Where is CG

Are you attending San Diego Comic Con? Do you like awesome, nerd-tastic prizes? Were you a wiz at finding Waldo as a kid? Then you’re in luck! This year at San Diego Comic Con you’ll have the chance to win awesome prizes from 3ChicGeeks with this simple little game. We like to call it… Where’s Critique Geek? Continue reading

1 Comment

Planning a 4th of July Party, Winchester Style

by the way the handwritten font is named Rock Salt. Please appreciate this.

By the way the handwriting font is named Rock Salt. Please appreciate this with me.

Are you one of those people who desperately wants to throw the geekiest, most dorky party imaginable? Or, do you have impossible feels due to the season 8 finale that you absolutely cannot cope with, other than by surrounding yourself with a mountain of all that is near and dear to your heart? Does all that is near and dear to your heart happen to be Supernatural? Well, here at 3 Chic Geeks, we got your perky little rear ends covered one hundred and thirty-five ways to Wednesday, and have compiled a guide on planning a SPN bash any idjit with an internet and a shotgun can follow.

Continue reading


Vampire Dating: The Crash Course

Vampire Dating - the crash course

Are you newly undead and on the prowl? Lonely in the life of eternal night and need somebody to love? Unfortunately, as far as we’ve found, Reddit’s /r/seduction is sadly bereft of dating tips for the bloodsuckers, and Dracula has yet to turn into an agony aunt. Don’t worry, though – we here at 3 Chic Geeks got you covered, no matter the verse you found yourself turned in. We’ve asked a few of our favorite vampires for their tried and true tips on how to get some lovin’ goin on when you’re a tanning salon away from death, and here’s what they told us…

Continue reading


A Handy Guide to Dean Winchester’s Cassette Tape Collection

A Handy Guide to Dean Winchester's Cassette Tape Collection


Sam: …I swear man; you gotta update your cassette tape collection.
Dean: Why?
Sam: Well for one they are cassette tapes, and twoβ€” {Pulls out a few cassette tapes} Black Sabbath? Motorhead? Metallica? It’s the greatest hits of mullet rock.
Dean: {Grabs a cassette from Sam and pops it in the player} House rules, Sammy. Driver picks the music, shotgun shuts his cake hole.

I know what you’re thinking. “Cassette tapes? Who even uses those anymore?” you might be asking yourself. “Why not get an iPod?” Look, iPods are the work of the devil, okay? Half of hell runs on Apple products… the half that isn’t a bureaucracy. We have it on good authority that a whole circle of hell is now dedicated to standing in queues while the demons in charge of torture alternate between playing solitaire on a Windows 2000 and inputting incorrect information onto an IBM 5150. Apologies, I digress. Modern torture techniques in perdition aside, we damn well know heaven, hell and purgatory couldn’t get Dean Winchester to dump his cassette tapes in exchange for a shiny new mp3 player. Or even a CD player. How does he even shop. I can’t even…

Right, right. Today’s post, we are going to present to you five key albums you should listen to. If you ever find yourself in the Impala, you’ll know what to reach for in the glove compartment (if you’re not reaching for the salt).

Continue reading


Event Review: Springfest 2013


This weekend The Freak and Unique Geek were given the opportunity to cover their first event as members of the press. Springfest 2013 had its highs and lows, with some glimmering moments of excellence among the general con chaos.

Continue reading


Network With Other Bloggers – Join the Totally Awesome Blog Hop!

Chantillysongs Blog hop

Today, 3 Chic Geeks are participating in a blog hop for the first time. It’s kind of like where Castiel walks into a barn and kicks demon butt while sparks fly, except, you know, no heavenly feather dusters, or demons, or barns… well, you know what I mean. Anyway, a blog hop is an awesome way to meet other bloggers – which we love!

This blog hop is hosted by four blogs: Chantilly of ChantillySongs, Shell of Kitty and Buck, Fritha of Tigerlilly Quinn, and Jenny of Everyday is a Holiday. They all have lovely blogs with tons of cute stuff you might find to be inspiring.

Anyway, if you want to learn more, click the pretty button above, and you’ll be taken to the blog hop. Happy hopping!